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Chip Demotivational Poster


REACTION -


TAGS: chips knowing funny realization
Rating: 4.65/5

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tonyblitz1 - October 19, 2012, 9:08 pm
Me Pick lock, open the vending machine, pluck out bag of chips and lock it again. (it only happened once)
Rick69 - May 21, 2012, 6:22 pm
Smart: Order the one above it to knock both off (hopefully). Silly: Go all out CAPS-LOCK RAGE on the vending machine. Idiot: Urinate all over it then curse God and sue Doritos...
MissPriss - May 21, 2012, 1:01 pm
Too true. Should be tip #1 in some dating book somewhwere!


PEANUT ? - What peanut ? Sorry I haven't seen any


TAGS: chipmunk animals blz
Rating: 4.82/5

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ConnieChung - June 7, 2013, 11:38 am
Technically he's not lying. Cause that's not a peanut lol Sorry, I had to.


UH OH... - Looks like Chip n' Dale are bringing out the heavy gunnery!


TAGS: chipunk war
Rating: 1.88/5

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THE GOPHER - its really a chipmunk




TURKEY FLAVORED CHIPS - for when your crazy vegan aunt comes to thanksgiving


TAGS: turkey flavored chip fail pringles
Rating: 4.38/5

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maoworks2 - November 6, 2011, 8:46 am
That's my christmas dinner hard times


OH AND FEEL FREE TO 1L BOMB ME TOO... -


TAGS: timmie woodchipper fargo criticism
Rating: 4.15/5

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steve1961 - August 11, 2012, 2:35 am
Thanks :) I'll try your suggestion on the next Timmie I meet :)
twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:41 pm
Makes it easier to clean, too.
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

BTW - I gave this a 5L
rerun - August 10, 2012, 7:11 pm

It really helps to freeze the body 1st, that way the gooey stuff doesn't gum up the chipper.


NOT NATURAL -




DIEGO GARCIA - A little paradise-like archipelago used by CIA to incarcerate and torture alleged terrorists.


TAGS: diego garcia paradise archipelago cia torture terrorists rnr
Rating: 1.82/5

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dumbsquid - January 13, 2009, 2:06 pm
There are no terrorists, or CIA on Diego Garcia. That picture is of the coconut plantation. I know, I spent a year there.
pervo - December 7, 2008, 12:08 pm
Well, either they talk, or they'll die not trying.
barockeva - December 7, 2008, 10:53 am
Torture doesnt really work on people willing to die for their cause.
Dude - July 28, 2008, 9:33 pm
Well said, Ron. Like "alleged" really applies to terrorists.
Ron - July 28, 2008, 1:37 pm
Hey Torture's hard work, what with the lawmakers and such crying up a storm cause you scared someone who would destroy your existance just because its not his. Let the spooks have a quiet retreat and a few martini's. We'll all benefit.


DANGER ZONE -




Cashing In -


TAGS: come on you knew it was coming churches las vegas casinos monks offerings chips
Rating: 4.38/5

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MissPriss - December 11, 2013, 11:00 am
Bahaha...thanks for the morning laugh Silvie!
Silverheart - December 11, 2013, 2:55 am

Brother Alvin, Brother Simon and Brother Theodore under the direction of Father Dave


FORGIVENESS -


TAGS: more feckin chipmunks
Rating: 2.78/5

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Sean - May 12, 2009, 6:29 pm
Toatally cool. Also freakin' hilarious -- and mostly because those cute little bastards only live a couple of years.


JOKES - Sometimes are taken over the limit




STARBUCKS QUOTES - sadly this is a real quote


TAGS: starbucks the way i see it coffee chip geller
Rating: 2.24/5

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Jalozyin - September 23, 2011, 7:22 pm
The guy was being sardonic. If you read on past the "hoax" part, you'll see that he's being completely sarcastic about the entire quote.
Haha. - January 22, 2009, 9:09 pm
Sadly, I agree with that quote. I can't lie.
pewipo - October 19, 2008, 8:16 pm
look who said that chip giller a**hole the most environmentally rigous person in the world
Skylar - September 6, 2008, 2:19 pm
Sadly, not everybody understands the sarcasm in this quotation.


A CHIP - Maybe next time you'll give me one !




LITERACY PROGRAM -


TAGS: chipmonk learning stay in school
Rating: 3.87/5

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forseti - June 16, 2011, 7:57 am
i love it, bro! :D
Verdeckt - June 16, 2011, 7:20 am
Yeah, I wasn't sure on this one... Meh


Life's Poker -


TAGS: life is like poker know when to cash in your chips
Rating: 5/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 23, 2016, 10:49 pm
Reminds me of our last poker night.
RetiredUSNChief - January 23, 2016, 10:41 pm
Nice...but how did that score card get in that Euchre hand? ;)


Gross!!.. -




on the brink -




Doritos -




Knowledge -




THE SMOKING CHIPMUNKS - THEY ARE NOT A DANCE CREW




XMAS DECORATIONS -




THE SIZZLE DIDN'T SELL ITSELF -




DORITOS DINAMITA - Now You're Just Asking For It


TAGS: doritos chips dynamite snacks spicy
Rating: 4.43/5

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maoworks2 - October 5, 2012, 8:41 am
h** h** h** !


JUST HANGING OUT - Isn't always as fun as it sounds




AWWWW GEEZ . . . - . . . that's like my entire diet (except for the tootsie rolls)


TAGS: h** dogs bacon meat french fries doughnuts cookies crackers chips diet cancer
Rating: 3.53/5

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thatonechick - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
...spelling variations... They're both accepted. I like my donuts in many colours/colors and flavours/flavors. Also, that's like asking why 'through' isn't spelled 'thru' because that's how it's spelled on the side of McDonald's.
GreyScorpion - June 9, 2010, 10:08 am
why is it a pair of panties and only one bra? you'd think it'd be the other way around
LD0ne - June 9, 2010, 9:57 am
if that is how you spell doughnuts then why isn't dunkin donuts spelled that way
mmmBingSoo - November 16, 2009, 5:36 pm
are you serious?
Derek - November 16, 2009, 5:35 pm
You're take demotivation too far Todd!


DIVORCE -


TAGS: divorce chipper cheapest way to go
Rating: 3.23/5

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Musashi - January 26, 2010, 1:56 am
Nah you just get a plunger and shove, just think of all the alimony you would save
rerun - January 17, 2009, 3:14 pm
That is only a 6" chipper. May need to pare down that body before running through.


FREE ENERGY - Just wrap Jimi or John in some copper wire and place between magnets.




FISH AND CHIPS - What the heck are these fries doing on my plate? I ordered chips damn it!


TAGS: fish chips december silcas
Rating: 2.38/5

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spacedog - December 3, 2009, 3:24 pm
Terminalogy? The discipline of deep frying everything?
Skog - December 3, 2009, 3:18 pm
ye westerners and yer funny terminolgy


CHANNELING ELVIS -


TAGS: the chipmunks come to me in seances
Rating: 2.33/5


DRAMATIC CHIPMUNK. - I'm pretty sure it is a prairie dog.


TAGS: chipmunk or prairie dog
Rating: 1.86/5

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LogicDude - January 8, 2009, 1:45 pm
A member of the Genus "mammlius pixelatus"...


Guilty Pleasures -


TAGS: life guilty pleasures diet veggie chips
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - September 18, 2015, 5:26 am
nice a 5er


Murder, like potato chip, cannot stop at just one. -


TAGS: murder chips
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - June 12, 2016, 10:26 am
JASON!! My old buddy :D


Acting casual -


TAGS: chipmunk reading a kashi wrapper like a newspaper
Rating: 4.83/5

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mizzdizz - October 19, 2015, 8:24 pm
This is GREAT Silvy! 5 LOL lions!


Brain Scrambles -




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